His good friend
the plastic surgeon
did him one better.
He no longer had penis envy,
and could take on two women at the same time.
Life is a schtick.
With all of the hoopla
it seems, not just the dumps, but the garbage heap.
Necrophiliacs have an advantage.
I asked him
if castration would help
if taxes had me by the balls.
He said, No,
but a radical hemorrhoidectomy might do the trick.