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His good friend

the plastic surgeon

did him one better.

He no longer had penis envy,

and could take on two women at the same time.

Life is a schtick.

With all of the hoopla

it seems, not just the dumps, but the garbage heap.

Necrophiliacs have an advantage.

I asked him

if castration would help

if taxes had me by the balls.

He said, No,

but a radical hemorrhoidectomy might do the trick.